World’s Dumbest Armed Robber

A store assistant in the US foiled one armed robber’s attempt to empty the cash register by leaving the building and then locking the door behind her – caging the man in ready for the police to arrive.  CCTV footage shows the armed robber walking into the premises and demanding that the woman there open the register.  He says: “Open the register, open it now.”  The woman, believed to be a store assistant, replies: “No. No don’t open it.”  She then leaves the store and ushers the customers – including a baby – to follow her outside.  “Lock him indoor,” she tells a fellow woman.  Realizing he is suddenly locked in, the armed robber kicks the door and says: “F*ck I’m stuck.”  He then shoots the door repeatedly with his weapon, hurling shots at the unmoving entryway.  “I’m going to jail,” mutters the robber.  He then proceeds to throw his whole body against the door.  He does this two times before saying: “I’m stuck in this now.”  He then kicks the door to try and escape the situation he has landed himself in.  Losing hope, the man starts to plead with those waiting outside and begs: “Please, please, I have nothing, please.  I’m sorry, please. Help, please.”  After a couple of minutes, police officers open the door and enter the property as the man lowers his head and pleads with his hands.  Half a dozen police officers enter the property and soon overpower and arrest the would-be robber.

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