September 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

“Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,

“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, ..a little peace and quiet?”

The guy say’s “Yeah. But today is the last day!”

Photo courtesy of illustrationsof.com

Posted in Joke of the Day

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