September 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband

walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.

Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house

while she laboured away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe

you’re asking me about supper right now!

Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes,

garlic bread, and a tall beer.

His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,

“Where’s my dinner?”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied.

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