September 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There once was a very slow moving snail who wished he could be fast like all the other animals. One day he met a magic Genie who promised to grant him his wish. The snail asked the Genie for a bright red sportscar with the letter “S” painted on the doors, the roof, the hood and the trunk. The Genie said you wish is my command, but asked him why he wanted the letter “S” painted all over the car. The snail replied, ” when I take off at high speed down the road I want all the people to say, WOW, look at that “S”car go!”

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