October 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Feeling ill an alligator goes to the vet.

” What seems to be the problem?” asks the vet.

” I just don’t have the drive I used to, Doc” the gator says. ” Used to be, I could swim underwater for miles

and catch any animal I wanted. Now all I can do is let them swim by.”

Concerned, the vet gives him a thorough examination and hands him a few pills.

” What are these for?” asks the gator.

” They’re pills very similar to Viagra,” answers the vet.

” Hold on here, I don’t have that kind of problem,” the alligator protests. ” What exactly is wrong with me?”

” Well,” the vet says, ” you have a reptile dysfunction.”

Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

Posted in Joke of the Day

+ Follow Us

 

+ Upcoming Events

  1. Karen Smythe Author Meeting in Bracebridge

    October 19 @ 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm
  2. Superhero and Princess Party

    October 21 @ 10:00 am - 1:00 pm
  3. Treasures Sale – Bradford United Church – October 28th, 2017

    October 28 @ 8:00 am - 11:00 am
  4. Harvest Bazaar and Soup Luncheon

    October 28 @ 11:00 am - 1:30 pm
  5. Euchre Party at Bradford United Church

    October 28 @ 1:30 pm - 3:30 pm

+ On-Air & Shows

 
NOWPLAYING