November 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In the breakroom at work, a new employee was extolling the benefits of healthy living. “Look at me!” he said. “Never a day’s sickness in my life, and all due to simple food. From the time I was 20 until I was 40 I lived an absolutely simple, regular life — no late hours, no extravagances. Every day, in fact, I was in bed regularly at nine o’clock and up again at five in the morning. I worked from eight to one, then had dinner — a plain dinner, I might add. After that, an hour’s exercise; then…” “Excuse me, sir,” interrupted a coworker in the corner, “but what were you in prison for?”

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