November 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer.

Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna go dressed as Mozart, he’s cool”

Van Damme said, “I’ll be dressed as Vivaldi – I like Vivaldi”

Several minutes passed, Stallone and Van Damme asked Schwarzenegger for a reply.

Schwarzenegger simply said, “I’ll be Bach!!”

 

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of: Pngtree

Posted in Joke of the Day

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