May 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Ryan walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of negotiating the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Ryan happily gets up to leave. “By the way”, asks the boss as Ryan is getting up, “Which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, Ryan replied.

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