May 31, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a pair of running shoes.

The other guy saw this and was wondering what was going on. So he stopped, ran back to the first guy and asked, “Why are you putting on your running shoes? Do you really think you are going to be able to out run that bear with those?”

The other guy replied, “I don’t have to out run the bear, I just have to out run YOU!”

 

 

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