May 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Toronto and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said: “I’ve been divorced three times, owned two Ladas, and I voted for Trump”.

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