May 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.  I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative.”

The pharmacist said:”You can’t treat a cough with a laxative!”

The clerk responds, “Of course you can! Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”

 

 

 

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