May 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said,

‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had

All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

Sermon complete, he sat down…

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’

Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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