March 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

A Doctor, who couldn’t find a job at a local clinic decided to open his own and puts a sign outside

‘Get treatment for 30 dollars – If not cured get back 150 dollars.’

A vigilant American lawyer Steve thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 150 dollars and goes to the clinic.

Steve: ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’

Kensuke: ‘Nurse, please bring my special medicine from box No. 17 and put 2 drops in patient’s mouth.’

Steve: ‘Ugwh. This is kerosene.’

Kensuke: ‘Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. 30 dollars please.’

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Steve: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’

Kensuke: ‘Nurse, please bring my special medicine from box no. 17 and put 2 drops in patient’s mouth.’

Steve (mad): ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’

Kensuke: ‘Congratulations. You got your memory back. 30 dollars please.’

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 150 dollars.

Steve: ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’

Kensuke: ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 150 dollars.’

Steve (staring at the money): ‘But this is 30 dollars, not $150’

Kensuke: ‘Congratulations, your eyesight is fixed. Give me back 30 dollars which I gave to you and 30 dollars more please.

 

 

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