March 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

Walking into the bar, Shamus said to O’Heir the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.’

 

‘O, bejabbers,’ said O’Heir, ‘And how did this one end?’

 

‘Hah, when it was over,’ Shamus replied, ‘she came to me on her hands and knees.’

 

‘Really?’ cried O’Heir, ‘now that’s a switch! What did she say?’

 

She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, Shamus, you little chicken!’

 

 

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