March 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man goes to the doctor ,worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor said “what’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scared me.” The doctor says I have a cure for that when it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it’s in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The man says “doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, i swished with water. I swished, and swished and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?” The doctor says “the water itself does nothing it’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!”

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