March 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There was a man that made coffins. One day he was about to do a delivery when his vehicle broke down.  So he didn’t want to be late so he put the coffin on his head and walked. The police stopped him and asked him what he was doing and where he was going. He turned to the police and said I don’t like where I was buried so I am relocating. The police fainted.

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