June 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Wife’s diary entry:
Roy was behaving really strange tonight. We went to a restaurant. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I asked what was wrong and he said nothing. On the way home, I told him I loved him.
He smiled slightly and kept driving in silence.
When we got home, I felt completely lost. He sat quietly and watched t.v.
I showered and got into bed. He followed me 15minutes later and fell asleep. I cried. I’m sure he was thinking of someone else.

Husband’s diary:
A two foot putt. Who the HELL misses a two-foot putt?

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