June 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news.

‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’.

‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’

‘He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout’ said the worker, sadly.

‘That’s terrible! Was it a quick death at least?’ asked Mary.

‘I’m afraid not,’ the worker replied, ‘He got out twice to pee’.

 

 

 

 

 

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