June 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Before my daughter went on her first date, I decided to take to her about life.

“Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.”

“Don’t worry,” she said. “I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married.”

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