June 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” 
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

 

 

 

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