July 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Even with a hundred games, dolls and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson.

“Maybe a video or something educational?” the clerk asked.

“No, that’s not it,” she said.

We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye, a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds.

“This is perfect,” she said, beaming. “My daughter-in-law will hate it.”

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