July 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “ Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING “ The warden then approached the sign to confirm what he had read.

The fisherman then calmly added: But sir…I really wasn’t fishing

The warden leaned over and picked up a rather large package wrapped with newspaper. He unrolled the newspaper and showing the fisherman its contents said : Oh  yeah? You aren’t fishing? And who caught all these fish?

Dear sir, answered the fisherman…you can’t believe everything you see in the newspaper.

 

 

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