July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo.               

When she was finished, she always walked backwards when she left the grave site.

One day her friend, Bianca asked, “Francesca, why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?”

Francesca answered, “When Enzo was alive he always told me, ‘You’ve got such a great butt it could bring a dead man back to life. So, I’m not taking any chances!!”

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