January 9, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

An elderly retired lady, was going on yet another cruise.

While on deck she noticed a handsome, distinguished looking gentleman.

She went to the Maitre-d and said ” see that gentleman – would you please seat him next to me for dinner this evening.”

He said, ” i’ll see what i can do. ”

Sure enough the gentleman came and sat next to her.

He turned to her and said – ” im curious, why did you want me to sit next to you  for dinner? ”

She said, ” im so glad you asked, because you remind me of my 3rd husband. ”

He said, ” really, how many times have you been married? ”

She said, ” twice. ”

 

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of: Clipart library

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