An elderly retired lady, was going on yet another cruise.
While on deck she noticed a handsome, distinguished looking gentleman.
She went to the Maitre-d and said ” see that gentleman – would you please seat him next to me for dinner this evening.”
He said, ” i’ll see what i can do. ”
Sure enough the gentleman came and sat next to her.
He turned to her and said – ” im curious, why did you want me to sit next to you for dinner? ”
She said, ” im so glad you asked, because you remind me of my 3rd husband. ”
He said, ” really, how many times have you been married? ”
She said, ” twice. ”
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