January 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

A guy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. “S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done, “What was that all about?” “Nothing,” said the guy, “…my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”

 

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