February 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Woman was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, “Why, that’s a thermos … it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.”

“Wow,” said theWomen, “that’s amazing … I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. “What’s that?” he asked.

“Why, that’s a thermos . .. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The Woman replied, “Two popsicles and some coffee.”

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