February 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three ladies discuss the struggles of getting older.  One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in and said, ” Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and I can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, “Well, ladies I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she tapped her knuckles on the table.  Suddenly she said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!

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