February 4, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and the inevitable would happen.  No one could decide who should go, so finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

 

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library

Posted in Joke of the Day

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