February 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer jumped into his squad car and called the station. 

“I have an interesting case here” he said.  “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped”. 

“Have you arrested her?” asked the Sergeant. 

“No, not yet.  The floor’s still wet.”

Phorto courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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