February 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson.

“I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”

Very impressive,” said Tillerson, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn’t really understand what they all mean.”

“Oh, I know”, replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot.”

 

 

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