February 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!  You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

Photo courtesy of clipart-library.com

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