December 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.

“How did you do that?” he asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she explained. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of: Pngtree

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