December 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke of The Day

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
‘Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.’ The bartender
dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him..
The guy from Budweiser says, ‘I’d like the best beer in the world, give
me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.’ The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, ‘I’d like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors.’ He gets it.

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, ‘Give me a Coke.’
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, ‘Why aren’t you
drinking a Molson’s?’
The Molson Canadian president replies, ‘Well, I figured if you guys
aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.’

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