December 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke of The Day

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed.

The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor.

The man gets up and heads for the door to leave

When the bartender yells, “You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”

The drunk replies: “that’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe”.    

Photo courtesy of clipartlibrary.com

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