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July 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A Patient said to a friend: “I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.” Friend: “What did he do?” Patient: “He made me pay him in advance.”           Photo courtesy

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July 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.       Photo courtesy by: clipartextras

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July 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes.

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July 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again”?  “I am 78,” the man said.  “78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.” “Well, my wife and

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July 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, “Do you want to know about your husband’s future?” Without hesitation, the wife responds. “I will decide his future, you just tell me about

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July 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      An man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time

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July 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

    Bob went to see his doctor and said, “Doc, I must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.” “What?” said the doctor. “Tell me exactly why you think

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July 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A police officer came to my house.  He asked me where I was between 5 & 6.  He seemed rather irritated when I answered “kindergarten”.             Photo courtesy of: pngdownload

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July 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:   “We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That’s the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH… so help me God.”    

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July 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.  

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July 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant and his wife excitingly said “What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!” Being kind hearted he agreed with her and he thought!  “What the

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July 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      There’s a man trying to cross the street.  As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.  The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but

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July 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “ Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING “

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July 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?”  “Cool music!”         Photo courtesy of: www.123rf.com

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July 3rd, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, “Is that in the key of L?” Puzzled, the employee says, “Key of L? I’m not really sure?” The boss replies, “Well it sure sounds

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