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June 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a

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June 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.

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June 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Wife’s diary entry: Roy was behaving really strange tonight. We went to a restaurant. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I asked what was wrong and he said nothing. On the way home, I told him I loved him. He smiled slightly

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June 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The Pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd! The pope leans towards Trump and says “do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make

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June 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A husband was constantly quarrelling with his wife. He was becoming very depressed, .. so much that he lost over 20 pounds He confided to his best friend about his situation and his friend replied ” If it is that

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June 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An American couple while waiting for their flight noticed another couple some distance away who appeared quite over dressed with parkas, boots, mitts. The wife said to her husband, “I wonder where they are going?” “I don’t know he replied”

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June 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Before my daughter went on her first date, I decided to take to her about life. “Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.”

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June 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

So a woman asks an artist if he can paint her nude…. Painter … “of course I can …. But if you don’t mind, I’d like to wear my socks so I have a place to keep my brushes” Photo

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June 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man says to his friend, “My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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June 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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June 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Every morning in the yard by the henhouse 10 hens are out in the yard. Now the rooster comes out and greets every hen with a good morning kiss, except to one hen on witch he plugs one feather. The

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June 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An American couple are on a driving vacation in Nova Scotia and they enter the town of Antigonish. A discussion develops as to how the name is pronounced. They then stop at a coffee shop and ask the waitress how

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May 31, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the

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May 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Toronto and had worked as a social worker and

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May 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Q:  What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth A:  A gummy bear Photo courtesy of clipground.com

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