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November 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

                A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.”           Photo courtesy

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November 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!           Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library  

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November 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Question:  What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?   Answer: Cookie sheets           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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November 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A couple were Christmas shopping.  The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around she was shocked to discover her husband was no where to be found.  She was quite upset, still had

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November 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“When I signed up to the weight watchers website they asked me to accept cookies… Really ?? is it a test? ”   Picture Courtesy of: PD4Pic Clipart

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November 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          “Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping

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November 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says,”The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the

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November 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a  3 year old girl to hold the  flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he

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November 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.  Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.  She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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November 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.   Picture Courtesy of: Nice Clip Art

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November 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.         Photo courtesy of: Pngtree

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November 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.”   “I’d take my half and leave you” she says.   Great he says. “Here’s $6. I

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November 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.         Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with Honey I was delayed at

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November 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.          Photo courtesy of: Openclipart

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