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August 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Police Warning, There is a wig blowing about at the corner of Yonge and Bloor, Police warn ,do not approach it, as it’s off it’s head. Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 23, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills in

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August 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is  especially beneficial – strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.  Just pace yourself,

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August 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of 

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August 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her. “Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million.” “Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied. “I don’t

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August 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, “why the long face”?!  Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 16, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A policeman in a patrol car noticed a woman driving her car while knitting . he chased her drew alongside and said ” pull over ”  without stopping and smiling at the cop she said , ” no , socks

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August 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father. His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t

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August 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said,”and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”  ”That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said.  “And every now and then I’ll try to send

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August 9, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!” The man does that. The next day in

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August 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years

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August 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day.” “That is cool! What did she say?” She said, “We will get back to you soon.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

This farmer was sitting there milking his cow when a fly comes flying around and goes right in the cow’s ear. The farmer keeps milking and then “pop” it goes right into the bucket of milk. You could says…”in one

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August 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk. He started the engine an then turned it off again. Then said “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the money. The second

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August 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was:  How do you

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