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January 31, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly

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January 30, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.           Photo courtesy of: 123RF

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January 29, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski stuff?”

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January 28, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

                The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?”

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January 25, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A newlywed couple wake up after their wedding night, the Bride said last night was a bit of a disappointment Husband say’s …… how can you make that judgement in less than a minute  

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January 24, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

    A suggestible and impulsive young lady took up the dare and  boldly boarded the plane for her first attempt at sky diving. Donning her parachute and waving away advice from more experienced skydivers on board, she boldly plunged

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January 23, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Ah, marriage.  I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years; Will you still love me when I’m old,

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January 22, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”   A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife

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January 21, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure,

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January 18, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”    

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January 17, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies Rolex and Omega Rolex and Omega asks the other guy?   Yes ….. they’re watch

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January 16, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and she was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be

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January 15, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”  They further explained

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January 14, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal

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January 11, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A husband and wife are having twins , however the husband is out of town . So he calls the brother to please take his wife to the hospital . The wife has the

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