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September 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden and feeling very lonely, so God asked him “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said “I don’t have anyone to talk to “God said he was going to give

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September 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was beautiful and charming as everyone had said, I’ll be ready in a few minutes

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September 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A  guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sport SUV’s?” “She did” he replied. “Where the heck are you going to find a fake

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September 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A husband was constantly corralling with his wife, He was becoming very depressed so much that he lost over 20 pounds. He confided to his best friend about his situation and his best friend replied “If

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September 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A customer walks into the butcher’s shop and says to the butcher, “Hey, I bet you 50 bucks you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf!” The butcher looks at him and replies, “Yeh, guess you’re

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September 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the Police and they asked if I knew who did it. I said Yes .. Pump number six         Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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September 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?         Photo courtesy of: pinterest.com

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September 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Husband say’s: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right

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September 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made the photo into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many

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September 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.         Photo courtesy of: pngtree

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September 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach… His condition is now stable.           Photo courtesy of:Istock

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September 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.   “I haven’t ordered any pizza,” I said.

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September 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and

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September 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.           Photo courtesy of: classroomclipart

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September 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf  resort.  He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “

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