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June 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only

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May 31, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack,

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May 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this

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May 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.” “But I thought you

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May 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A police recruit was asked during the exam, “what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said “Call for backup!”         Photo courtesy of: www.canstockphoto.co.uk

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May 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”    

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May 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.   Photo Courtesy of: WorldArtsMe

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May 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll

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May 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.” The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.” The heart specialist said,

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May 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bill replied,

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May 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15years they’ve been married. She

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May 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”   Photo Courtesy of: Pixabay

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May 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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