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April 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”         Photo courtesy of: www.worldartsme.com

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April 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law. “How is your mother-in-law? Fine, says the guy. Few snips of hair and another question; “What is your mother-in-law’s

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April 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A friend’s toddler was holding her new baby doll and asked, “Where baby come from?” Dad took a deep breath and began a long complicated biological explanation. Mom interrupted him and said, “Walmart.”        

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April 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of

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April 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” 

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March 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. All my

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March 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “what’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “you look kind of down.” “my wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin,” said

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March 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her certain parts of her body covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the

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March 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

    00:00     A guy tells his friend, “Ever since I got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught

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March 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.” “Because,” the man says, “I live in

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March 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.  Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me.  If you find

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March 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Customer: “How much for this dog?” Dog dealer: “$5000” Customer:” Isn’t that too much?” Dog dealer: “Is not the dog wonderful?” Customer: “Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?” Dog dealer:

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March 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        An elderly gentleman in his 90s goes to the doctor and says: “ Doc, you have to help me lower my sex drive! “   The doctor looks at him with a smile and says, “

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March 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?   Great food but no atmosphere.       Photo courtesy of:  www.vancitymommyd.com

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March 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          An old lady walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey with 2 drops of water, after a while she orders the same, a double whiskey with 2 drops of water . The third

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