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December 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy was visiting his friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The guy replied that one was named Rolex and the other Timex. His friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

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December 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car’s engine, opened a valve and fixed it. The mechanic said, “I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car.

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December 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Tired from house cleaning, Joan said to her husband who was just sitting looking at his phone. “I’ve got blisters from using the broom! “ He retorted ‘Next time use the car’ Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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December 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”  The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”  Photo courtesy

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December 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Police officer: “Sir, I don’t understand. You lost the credit card a year ago, why are you reporting it now?” Guy: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as much as my wife used to…” Police officer: “But why report it now?”

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December 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Jim had just started to watch a movie he’d been looking forward to for weeks when the phone rang. ‘Hello’ he answered politely. A voice replied ‘Hi, is Fred there?’ Mildly annoyed, Jim informed him that he had a wrong

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December 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that

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December 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snow man? Frostbite! Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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December 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing

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November 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After he finished his route, a bus driver had to explain to the supervisor why he was 10 minutes late: “I was stuck behind a big truck,” he said. “But yesterday you were 10 minutes early,” reminded the boss. “Yeah,”

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November 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A little boy said to his friend “This morning my dad mixed up the boxes gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast”. His friend said “I bet you were mad. Mad? Say’s the boy ….. I was

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November 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In the breakroom at work, a new employee was extolling the benefits of healthy living. “Look at me!” he said. “Never a day’s sickness in my life, and all due to simple food. From the time I was 20 until

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November 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

One day, some guys were doing a “boxers or briefs” survey. They went to a 25-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He said, “Briefs.” They went to a 40-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He said,

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November 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly lady went into a butcher shop and asked for a fresh Bradford turkey. Joe the butcher brought out a fresh turkey and began to wrap it up but the lady peered down its throat and proclaimed “this is

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November 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a beer before it starts!” She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a

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