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Give the gift of entertainment this holiday season with an HBO Canada DVD Box Set from the Jewel Joke of the Day!   Email your jokes to jokes@jewelradio.com December 17-21 and listen to Gary & Stacey in the Morning for

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December 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes  Christmas to get into heaven.”

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December 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he

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December 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor? A. Ribbon Hood.           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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December 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”   Picutre Courtesy of: GoGraph

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December 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?   Picture Courtesy of: Groupe Access

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December 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a

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December 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.   Picture Courtesy of: ClipartMax

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December 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens. “How

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December 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping

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December 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A. A beer in each hand.           Photo courtesy of: worldartsme.com

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November 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!           Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped

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November 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A. A pineapple!         Photo courtesy: Pinterest

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November 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went.  When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “They asked me why I wanted 

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