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April 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she

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April 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        What did the Zero say to number 8? ‘I Love Your Belt’ It does wonders for you           Photo courtesy of: www.worldartsme.com

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April 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Two children are playing. One child says to the other, “What rhymes with orange.” The other child says, “No it doesn’t!”         Photo courtesy of: www.clipartpanda.com

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April 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A man brings home his best buddy for dinner unannounced at five-thirty after work. His wife begins shouting at him and his friend just sits there and listens in. ” My hair and makeup

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April 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        The room was full of pregnant woman and their partners, and the lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching women how to breathe properly along with informing the men how to give the

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April 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence.   The winning entry

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April 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      What did the musician name his daughters?   Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4         Photo courtesy of: www.dreamstime.com/

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April 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A weasel walks into a bar The bartender looks up and say’s “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by ….. what can I get you ?? “Pop” ….. goes the

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April 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,

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April 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you

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April 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”         Photo courtesy of: www.worldartsme.com

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April 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law. “How is your mother-in-law? Fine, says the guy. Few snips of hair and another question; “What is your mother-in-law’s

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April 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A friend’s toddler was holding her new baby doll and asked, “Where baby come from?” Dad took a deep breath and began a long complicated biological explanation. Mom interrupted him and said, “Walmart.”        

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April 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of

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