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October 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          In the Garden of Eden, Eve asks Adam, “Adam, do you desire me and me only?” – “Sure thing Dear,” replies Adam affectionately, “There’s nobody else for me?”       Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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October 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.           Photo courtesy of:  Pinterest

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October 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.  The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”   The second man said,

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October 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you. Patient: I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.   Picture Courtesy of: Clip2Art  

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October 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have

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October 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            What kind of suit does a lawyer wear?   A lawsuit             Photo courtesy of: Vector Art Library

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October 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……   He approached a uniformed security guard and said,   “I’ve lost my grandpa!”   The guard asked, “What his name?”   “Grandpa”   The guard smiled,

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October 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t!  Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t! “Don’t worry” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions”             Photo courtesy of: clipartXtras

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October 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To prove to  the skunk , racoon and possum  it could be done!!! Picture courtesy of: Jojoisms

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October 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says that he can stop at any time!         Photo courtesy of: pngtree.com

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October 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Two atoms bump into each other. One says “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”             Photo courtesy of: openclipart

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October 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”          

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October 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man and an Ostrich walk into a restaurant They sit down and order: ‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’ ‘The same’, says the ostrich. A few minutes

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October 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.   “Well, to tell

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September 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Tom was describing a thirty pound bass that he caught recently after fighting for it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story by saying “Wait a minute I saw a picture of that fish you’re lucky if It even weighed ten pounds”.

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