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February 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A good bra is like a sheepdog. It rounds them up and points them in the right direction”.     Photo courtesy of: www.istockphoto.com

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February 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A guy say’s to his friend: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions? The friend replies : I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override. The first guy says:

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February 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be

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February 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the

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February 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A customer asks a bartender, “What’s that drink you’re mixing.” The bartender tells the customer, “I call it a lil’ Texas Shooter. It’s sugar, milk and rum.” The customer asks, “Is it good?” The bartender tells him,

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February 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        My wife asked me to get her something with lots of diamonds in it for Valentine’s Day so I bought her a pack of cards.     Photo courtesy of : www.clker.com

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February 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Tom say’s: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you

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February 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson. “I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say

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February 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat. The chief

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February 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and

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February 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys, and is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to

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February 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      An elderly couple are talking one the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go

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February 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      “How is holy water made?” “You Boil the hell out of it.”     Photo courtesy of: www.canstockphoto.com

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February 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

    The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding. On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, “Congratulations brother!” The lion looks

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February 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      After suffering through years of his wife’s godawful coffee, a man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man growled, ” Here they are!” “Here are

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