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February 22, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Sam and Fred were out golfing, and as they approached the tee for the fifth hole, Sam turned to Fred and said, “Those two ladies on the sixth tee are too slow. Why don’t

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February 21, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A man set a mouse trap, but the trap failed and the mouse escaped. As the mouse ran away, the man called out “catch you later”.             Photo courtesy of : 123RF.com

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February 20, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              Did you hear about the husband who replaced the bed with a trampoline?  His wife hit the ceiling when she found out.           Photo courtesy of: PNG All

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February 19, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          “If you want to know the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. If the dog’s fur

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February 15, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A mathematician, physicist, and an economist were in a boat crash off an inhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roast beef, they start

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February 14, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I

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February 13, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.  “I’ve lost my wife somewhere,” he says.  “Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?”  “Okay,” replies the woman.  “But how’s that

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February 12, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into the

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February 11, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef         Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library

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February 8, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the

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February 7, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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February 6, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Deja moo is the feeling you’ve heard this bull before           Photo courtesy of: Openclipart

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February 5, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests, and second wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart” the preacher exclaimed “why Walmart”. “Well then

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February 4, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would

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February 1, 2019 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, “I’m really hungry.” Upon hearing this the second one quipped, “So am I. I guess it must be

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