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August 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            As a funeral procession was making its way along the hilly roads, at one point the rear door of the hearse came open and the casket on the dolley rolled out. The casket rolled

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August 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three old guys were out walking. First one said, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one said, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”   Picture Courtesy of: nz maths

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August 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?   Picture Courtesy of: World Arts Me  

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August 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. Well in plain english the doctor replied here’s what’s wrong with you , your

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August 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making bully steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about

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August 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            One hot day I decided to ride my bicycle to buy a bottle of rum . I put it gingerly into the bicycle carrier and then thought to myself if I fall of my

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August 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on”Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I

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August 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Two dim witted brothers looking for work, were both called in for a job interview.  The older brother went in first and after several questions was ask one final question by the interviewer.  Can you please

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August 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A Koala bear applies for a job with the circus, but doesn’t get job. He asks, why didn’t I get the job? I have all the Koalafications.             Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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August 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A man was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman.  After several questions, he asked, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”  There was

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August 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Most men are like bank accounts…  When they don’t have a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.         Photo courtesy of: ClipartXtras

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August 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

    Knock! Knock!  Who’s there?  A broken pencil.  A broken pencil who?  Never mind, this joke is pointless.           Photo courtesy of: IStock

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August 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, your Honor,” he replied. “One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit breaking in twice!” “Yes,

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August 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man

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August 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!       Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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