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November 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.   Picture Courtesy of: Nice Clip Art

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November 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.         Photo courtesy of: Pngtree

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November 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.”   “I’d take my half and leave you” she says.   Great he says. “Here’s $6. I

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November 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.         Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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November 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with Honey I was delayed at

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November 6, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.          Photo courtesy of: Openclipart

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November 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”       Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library

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November 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there

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November 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think

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October 31, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?? Boo boos            Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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October 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Why should you never marry a tennis player? Answer: Love means nothing to them.           Photo courtesy of: RF clipart

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October 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve mushrooms.”  The mushroom replies, “Why, I’m a fun guy !?”          

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October 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart” Is this her first child?  asks the Doctor. “No” he shouts, “ this is her husband”.

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October 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.       Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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October 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made

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