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October 23, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife

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October 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then

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October 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          In the Garden of Eden, Eve asks Adam, “Adam, do you desire me and me only?” – “Sure thing Dear,” replies Adam affectionately, “There’s nobody else for me?”       Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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October 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.           Photo courtesy of:  Pinterest

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October 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.  The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”   The second man said,

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October 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you. Patient: I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.   Picture Courtesy of: Clip2Art  

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October 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have

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October 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            What kind of suit does a lawyer wear?   A lawsuit             Photo courtesy of: Vector Art Library

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October 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……   He approached a uniformed security guard and said,   “I’ve lost my grandpa!”   The guard asked, “What his name?”   “Grandpa”   The guard smiled,

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October 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t!  Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t! “Don’t worry” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions”             Photo courtesy of: clipartXtras

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October 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To prove to  the skunk , racoon and possum  it could be done!!! Picture courtesy of: Jojoisms

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October 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says that he can stop at any time!         Photo courtesy of: pngtree.com

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October 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Two atoms bump into each other. One says “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”             Photo courtesy of: openclipart

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October 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”          

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October 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man and an Ostrich walk into a restaurant They sit down and order: ‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’ ‘The same’, says the ostrich. A few minutes

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