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August 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man

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August 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

              It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!       Photo courtesy of: Pinterest

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August 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

00:0     After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to

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August 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple.

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August 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d

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August 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says,

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August 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      What kind of phone does an optometrist have? An “Eye Phone”!           Photo courtesy of: 123RF.com

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August 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said.

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July 31, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master

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July 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        What is the difference between golf and politics?  In golf, you can’t improve your lie.         Photo courtesy by: pinterest

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July 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT

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July 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and

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July 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness……  The Award Winner has written……, “My wife is sleeping”        

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July 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A customer walks into a dress shop and ask, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”   Picture Courtesy of: Vector PNG

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