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June 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only

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May 31, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack,

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May 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this

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May 29, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.” “But I thought you

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May 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A police recruit was asked during the exam, “what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said “Call for backup!”         Photo courtesy of: www.canstockphoto.co.uk

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May 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”    

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May 7, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          Did you hear about the “little” psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!           Photo courtesy of: www.pinterest.ca

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May 4, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        In all the years they were alive, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together.  Do you know why?  Because it would have been called “Sam an’ Ella.”       Photo courtesy

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May 3, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.   “You need to come in and

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May 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? Rumor has it .. they met on the web.       Photo courtesy of: www.pinterest.ca

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April 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        A drunk guy started a fight with some others and was taken to jail, the next day he went before a Judge The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?” The man said, “Here and

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April 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A women read that there was a special medicine available overseas that if one took a few drops daily they become younger, She called her son overseas and asked him to send it to her

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April 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      One day a princess was sitting in the garden when a frog approached her and told her that if she would kiss him, he would turn into a handsome prince.   After a few moments  of thought

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April 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”    

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April 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on a patio with her husband. With a loving look in her eyes she says ‘I love you so much, I don’t know how I

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