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May 31, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the

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May 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Toronto and had worked as a social worker and

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May 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Q:  What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth A:  A gummy bear Photo courtesy of clipground.com

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May 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two businessmen walk into a diner in the countryside. They have decided to stop there for lunch, so without ordering anything they sit down, take out sandwiches from their bags and begin to eat them. The waiter sees this and

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May 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.” Tom replies, “That’s the good news?!” Then the doctor

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May 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels. Photo courtesy of clipartpen.com

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May 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a tiring day at work, a husband was able to sneak out an hour early. He heads home and is exhausted. When he gets home, he slides into bed next to his sleeping wife. But then he hears a

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May 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his hat. The bartender says, “Hey pirate, whats with the paper towel?” The pirate replied “Arr, I got a bounty on me head!” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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May 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man answered his phone and the lady on the phone said: “Hello Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids” Man is upset and says: “Oh my God…are you

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May 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the women?” “Not yet. The floor’s still wet”

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May 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had

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May 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bob was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the news. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a man who was known primarily for his bad behavior and lack of

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May 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says “Mummy, why is the girl dressed in all white?” His mum answers, The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and

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May 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men: Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply…”What

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May 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What do you call a pony’s cough? A LITTLE HOARSE! Photo courtesy of clipartall.com

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