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November 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

One day, some guys were doing a “boxers or briefs” survey. They went to a 25-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He said, “Briefs.” They went to a 40-year old man and asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He said,

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November 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly lady went into a butcher shop and asked for a fresh Bradford turkey. Joe the butcher brought out a fresh turkey and began to wrap it up but the lady peered down its throat and proclaimed “this is

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November 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a beer before it starts!” She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass. “Hey, wife!” he yells. “Gimme a

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November 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A boss was complaining in the staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect.   Later that morning he went to a local shop and bought a small sign that read,”I’m the boss”.  He then taped it to his office door. Later that day

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November 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat? Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor! Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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November 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a particularly poor game of Golf, a popular Golf member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to his vehicle, a Policeman stopped him and asked. ” Did you tee off on the 16th

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November 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, “You’re an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you’d come in

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November 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?” He says, “No! This is her husband!” Photo courtesy of cliparting.com

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Michelle Obama in Toronto November 28 to Chat About Girls Education

Michelle Obama will be in  Toronto on Tuesday, November 28, to speak about education and equality for girls and women around the world.  At the event, the former First Lady will participate in a “fireside chat-style” conversation. It’s hosted by

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The Legendary Marilyn Brooks-Fashion Designer/Retailer on Jewel 88.5 at 6:15 Today

Marilyn Brooks, the legendary fashion designer and retailer, is a unique woman. Always adventurous and inquisitive, with a ‘can-do’  attitude.  One of her trademark designs is her famous ‘clock bag’.  (pictured)  She has a book out, “Behind the Seams” that is

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Jewel 88.5 is running The Best Of The Jewel Joke Of The Day from October 30th to November 8th

Landmark Cinemas prizing will resume on November 9th! Send your jokes in to jokes@jewelradio.com to win!

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Currently there aren’t any prizes in the Jewel Prize Vault, but please check back soon!

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October 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

During a recent password audit here at work, they realized my password was: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyHalifax When they asked me why I had such a long password, I said I was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and

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October 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A funny magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, “What on earth have I done?” He began to ponder, “How am I going to bring

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October 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks

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