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July 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know

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July 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three women are out on the town and they spot a nightclub that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The first floor has a sign on the door that reads,

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July 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Son asks his Father: “dad how much does it cost to get married ?” Father replies: “Son, I don’t know ,  I have been married 40 years and I am still paying”. Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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July 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I called an old SASK high school classmate and asked what he was doing He replied that he was working on “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I learned

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July 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Even with a hundred games, dolls and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson. “Maybe a video or something educational?” the clerk asked. “No, that’s not it,” she said.

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July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo.                When she was finished, she always walked backwards when she left the grave site. One day her friend, Bianca asked,

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July 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man walks into the butcher store and says to the butcher, “I bet you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf The butcher replies “No, the steaks are too high!” Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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June 30, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman

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June 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There were two retired men. One of the men said “I feel like a newborn baby,”. The other man asked why. The man said, ” I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants. Photo courtesy

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June 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

3 guys were walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He said they could each have a wish. The first guy said he wanted to be

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June 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad. Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake! The squad panicked. In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped. Charlie was next and pondered what

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June 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable His wife says: “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.

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June 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father:

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June 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer

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June 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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