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March 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed

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March 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie’s house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. “But, Mom,” It’s OK ….. he said, , “you don’t have to worry

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March 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bill  was passing by the bar on his way home from work when he sees his good friend Joe gulping down one shot after another. Bill fearing the worst ran into the bar to confront Joe. Everything ok Joe he

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March 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A circus owner runs an ad for a “lion tamer wanted” ….. and two people show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous 20 year old brunette. The circus owner tells them, “I’m

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February 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we

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February 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A chicken went into the library and up to the front desk. He says to the librarian – ‘ book book book’  (cluck like a chicken) The librarian hands him three books and the chicken leaves the library About 15

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February 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, not the original books. So, the new monk goes to

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February 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two times a week my wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and enjoy companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. Photo courtesy of clipartix.com

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February 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy runs into the bar and says, “Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch!” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. “Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink!” says

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February 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

One morning Emma woke up with a startled look on her face.  Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do

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February 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

2 rolls of film sitting at the bar. …… One says to the other: “Let’s go to a dark room and see what develops” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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February 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A police officer jumped into his squad car and called the station.  “I have an interesting case here” he said.  “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped”.  “Have you arrested her?” asked the Sergeant. 

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February 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Dad needed a new vehicle, so went to the Jeep dealership and bought a snazzy bright red one. Mom loved dad’s Jeep, so went to the dealership and bought a lovely white one. Daughter went with her, spotted a pretty

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February 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I

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February 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first? The lawyer says: “Well your wife

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