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June 28, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my

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June 27, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don’t know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having

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June 26, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        What did one hat say to the other hat?   “you stay here, I’ll go on Ahead”.           Photo courtesy of: www.clipartsign.com      

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June 25, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            Q…Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? A…It was the pot calling the cattle back.         Photo courtesy of: www.clipartpanda.com

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June 22, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch? “Ah, that’s the spot!”           Photo courtesy of: www.123rf.com

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June 21, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

            A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle   the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone

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June 20, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He

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June 19, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man says to his doctor: “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.” The Doctor say’s: “How come?” The man replies: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.”   Picture

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June 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels, and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I

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June 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would

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June 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’. ‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’ ‘He drown in a

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June 13, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

          My wife asked me to take her somewhere expensive last night……so I took her to a Gas Station.           Photo courtesy by: www.all-free-download.com    

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June 12, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car. ‘What’s up?’ says the driver. ‘Looks like Your wife was left at a gas station three miles back,’ says the policeman. ‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d

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June 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

      At a wedding, a little boy asks his mother “why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mother answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this

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June 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

         “OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”          Photo courtesy of: www.openclipart.org

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