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August 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, “why the long face”?!  Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 16, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A policeman in a patrol car noticed a woman driving her car while knitting . he chased her drew alongside and said ” pull over ”  without stopping and smiling at the cop she said , ” no , socks

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August 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father. His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t

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August 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said,”and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”  ”That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said.  “And every now and then I’ll try to send

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August 9, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!” The man does that. The next day in

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August 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years

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August 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day.” “That is cool! What did she say?” She said, “We will get back to you soon.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 3, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

This farmer was sitting there milking his cow when a fly comes flying around and goes right in the cow’s ear. The farmer keeps milking and then “pop” it goes right into the bucket of milk. You could says…”in one

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August 2, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk. He started the engine an then turned it off again. Then said “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the money. The second

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August 1, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. The final question was:  How do you

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July 31, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

[Wife to husband] : Honey, I found a way to save us 50% on our next vacation! But it is a little bit tricky. No problem, He said, Whatever it takes [Wife]: You stay and work, and I’ll go !

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July 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and

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July 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a

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July 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.” “We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know

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July 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three women are out on the town and they spot a nightclub that says, “Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The first floor has a sign on the door that reads,

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