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November 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat? Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor! Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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November 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After a particularly poor game of Golf, a popular Golf member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to his vehicle, a Policeman stopped him and asked. ” Did you tee off on the 16th

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November 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, “You’re an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you’d come in

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November 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?” He says, “No! This is her husband!” Photo courtesy of cliparting.com

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Michelle Obama in Toronto November 28 to Chat About Girls Education

Michelle Obama will be in  Toronto on Tuesday, November 28, to speak about education and equality for girls and women around the world.  At the event, the former First Lady will participate in a “fireside chat-style” conversation. It’s hosted by

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The Legendary Marilyn Brooks-Fashion Designer/Retailer on Jewel 88.5 at 6:15 Today

Marilyn Brooks, the legendary fashion designer and retailer, is a unique woman. Always adventurous and inquisitive, with a ‘can-do’  attitude.  One of her trademark designs is her famous ‘clock bag’.  (pictured)  She has a book out, “Behind the Seams” that is

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Jewel 88.5 is running The Best Of The Jewel Joke Of The Day from October 30th to November 8th

Landmark Cinemas prizing will resume on November 9th! Send your jokes in to jokes@jewelradio.com to win!

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Currently there aren’t any prizes in the Jewel Prize Vault, but please check back soon!

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October 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

During a recent password audit here at work, they realized my password was: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyHalifax When they asked me why I had such a long password, I said I was told it had to be at least 8 characters long and

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October 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A funny magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, “What on earth have I done?” He began to ponder, “How am I going to bring

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October 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A wealthy husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks

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October 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Ready to go out to dinner the husband calls upstairs to his wife: “Honey, are you ready yet?” “For crying out loud,” she yells back, “I’ve been telling you for the last half hour I’ll be ready in a minute!”

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October 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a local restaurant in Barrie one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk did not have a scent, the deer did not have a buck so

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October 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun.” “What did you do?” “What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but

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October 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts,

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