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March 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

2 retired men sitting out back in the tool shed talking. One telling the other  I’m thinking about getting a tattoo.   His buddy says, Yeah?   What kind?  A skull?  A naked women?    His reply was,   My name and address…  I

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March 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. Photo courtesy of clipartfest.com

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March 23, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

I decided to go back to my home town and visit the house I grew up in. I knocked on the door and asked the occupants if I could come inside. They said, “No!” My parents can be so grouchy

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March 22, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.  “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.  There was

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March 21, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it

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March 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man had just bought a parrot at an auction after some very spirited bidding. “I suppose that bird talks?” he said to the auctioneer. “Talks!” was the reply. “Who do you think was bidding against you?” Photo courtesy of

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March 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne’s pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O’Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, ‘You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.’ ‘I’m sorry sir,

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March 16, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied. ”   Photo courtesy of classroomclipart.com

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March 15, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man goes to the doctor ,worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor said “what’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It

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March 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

There was a man that made coffins. One day he was about to do a delivery when his vehicle broke down.  So he didn’t want to be late so he put the coffin on his head and walked. The police

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March 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 Jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great

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March 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Little boy gets home from school and says “Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play as a man who’s been married for 25 years.” His Dad replies “Never mind Son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part!!”

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March 9, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father took his two sons to the Blue Jay game, He asked them what they wanted to eat, the youngest said he wanted fries the father asked him why just fries and he answered back, Well you know Dad

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March 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A married mans prayer: Dear God, you gave me childhood, You took it away. You gave youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife….its been years now, just reminding You! Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

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March 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

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