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May 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.   Photo Courtesy of: WorldArtsMe

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May 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll

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May 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.” The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.” The heart specialist said,

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May 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bill replied,

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May 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15years they’ve been married. She

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May 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”   Photo Courtesy of: Pixabay

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Silver Collector Coin Builds on Canada’s Best Wishes to Prince Harry and Ms Meghan Markle on Their Wedding Day

In honour of the May 19th Royal Wedding of HRH Prince Henry of Wales and Ms Meghan Markle, the Royal Canadian Mint is releasing a beautifully crafted silver collector coin and is making a $25,000 donation to the Centre for

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May 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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May 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

        Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.       Picture Courtesy of: Drawing Arts Gallery

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Going To A Concert Is Better For Your Well-Being Than Yoga or Walking A Dog

In a new study, researchers found that people who listened to 20 minutes of live music, had a 21% boost in mood, while those who took a yoga class for the same amount of time increased their well being by

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May 2, 1967 Toronto Maple Leafs WIN The Stanley Cup

Definitely worth remembering. The Leafs were second only to the Montreal Canadiens in Stanley Cup Championship wins. May 2, 1967 at Maple Leaf Gardens, the Leafs beat the Canadiens, 4-2.Winger Jim Pappin scored the winning goal.  Leaf Captain was George

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Bold and Beautiful, Bee Stamps Pay Tribute to Native Pollinators

  Canada Post unveiled a pair of stamps that are sure to create a buzz – as much for their unique design as for the subject they celebrate.   Two native bees appear in the new issue including the extremely

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May 1, 2018 Jewel Joke of The Day

          Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole-in-one.     Photo courtesy of: webweaver.nu

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Whats Up Doc? Bugs Bunny turns 80!

That Wascally Wabbit (and one of my all-time heroes) first appeared on April 30, 1938  in a cartoon titled:  “Porky’s Hare Hunt”.     Bugs evolved…two years after that he was given  a voice and his signature question, “Whats up doc?”

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Earth Day – Sunday April 22 , 2018

In the movie ‘The Graduate’, Benjamin (played by Dustin Hoffman) got a quick word of advice from his father who said:  “Benjamin-one word  – Plastic!”    At the time, plastic  was set to be the greatest convenience  maker of all

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