August 8, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?”

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