August 30, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a funeral procession was making its way along the hilly roads, at one point the rear door of the hearse came open and the casket on the dolley rolled out. The casket rolled down the hilly roads, through numerous intersections missed cross traffic while pedestrians ran for safety. As it continued on its way, it finally crashed through the front doors of a pharmacy, went up the isle and came to an abrupt stop at the counter, at which point the lid flew open and the corps sprung upright and said, “do you have something to stop this coffin”

 

 

 

 

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