August 24, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making bully steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the bully says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.”

I told him…”This is the worst day of my life,” …. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my own dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you big bully, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”

 

 

 

 

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