Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk.
He started the engine an then turned it off again.
Then said “We have reached your destination”.
The 1st guy gave him the money. The second guy said “thank you”.
The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the third drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked “What was that for?”
The third guy replied “Control your speed next time. You nearly killed us!”
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