August 1, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.”

“Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!”

 

 

 

 

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