April 5, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law.

“How is your mother-in-law?

Fine, says the guy.

Few snips of hair and another question;

“What is your mother-in-law’s favourite colour? asks the barber

“Pink” says the guy.

Another snip or two and another question

” So, what is your mother-in-laws favourite food?

“Chicken, but what is with all these questions about my mother-in-law?

“O, nothing personal, it’s just when I mention her name your hair stands up, so it is easier for me to cut.

 

 

 

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