March 2, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

 

 

 

 

Out in space, two aliens are talking to each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.” The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so…they have them aimed at themselves.”

 

 

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