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2018-05-24

Collision on Sunnidale Road Kills Barrie Woman

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

A Barrie woman is dead following a collision on Sunnidale Road in Springwater Township Tuesday evening. On May 22nd, 2018, shortly after 5 p.m. Huronia West OPP officers responded to a three-car collision west of County Road 53 on Sunnidale.

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2018-05-24

OPP Search for Driver of Vehicle that Fled Police and Crashed in Orillia

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

Police in Orillia are searching for a man who fled Durham Police and then crashed his car into a telephone pole on West Street earlier this week. On May 22, 2018 just before 1 a.m., Orillia OPP officers attempted to

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2018-05-23

2.5 Years Lost Looking For Your Keys, Wallet, Phone, Glasses….It’s True.

Posted by: Dave Creelman

I know some people, I won’t name here, who always misplace their keys, or phone or glasses.  We all do it from time to time.  I am a bit obsessive and tend to keep my stuff in the same place. 

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2018-05-23

OPP Laid More Than 10,600 Speeding Charges During Canada Road Safety Week

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

OPP officers were kept busy on and off roads during the Victoria Day holiday weekend, investigating four deaths and laying thousands of charges for poor driving behaviours.   During Canada Road Safety Week (May 15-21), the OPP laid more than

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2018-05-23

And This Little Piggy Followed Him All The Way Home. Really!

Posted by: Dave Creelman

A good reminder to always be aware of your surroundings! Police in North Ridgeville, Ohio thought they were dealing with a man who had a few too many drinks.   The man called the police saying he felt he was in

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2018-05-23

Police Looking For Hit and Run Driver

Posted by: Stacey

Investigators with the York Regional Police Major Collision Investigation Unit need your help to find out who’s responsible for striking a man in Whitchurch-Stouffville, leaving him on the side of the road, where he died. Police were called to the

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2018-05-22

FlyGTA Airlines Announces Plans For Scheduled Air Taxi Service Into Muskoka Airport From Downtown Toronto

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

This is great news with the construction on Highway 400 and more road traffic. New Convenient Option to Visit Muskoka or Commute to the Cottage this Summer Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport YTZ-YQA Muskoka Airport FlyGTA and the District Municipality of

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2018-05-22

Playing Certain Video Games Can Be Good For Your Brain

Posted by: Dave Creelman

I have heard of a number of ways to keep the mind active and healthy.  Playing games, puzzles, working on crosswords have been said to keep the mind sharp. This Canadian research has found that, for those over 55,  playing

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2018-05-22

OPP Make Arrest In Midland And Assist Toronto Police Service With Ongoing Investigation

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

Southern Georgian Bay OPP attended a Midland residence at 10:58 pm May 21, 2018 to assist Toronto Police Service. Officers had knowledge of the whereabouts of a male suspect wanted in a recent serious investigation in the City of Toronto

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2018-05-22

Lake Simcoe Boater Charged After Nearly Hitting MNR Boat While Fleeing Ticket

Posted by: Muskoka411 Staff

A boater in Barrie is facing charges after nearly colliding with MNR officers who were checking for life jackets on Lake Simcoe two weeks ago. On May 12, 2018 Conservation Officers with the Ministry of Natural Resources were on patrol

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2018-05-18

Please Note:

Posted by: Alysha Carusi

Gary is on vacation this week, so be listening for the “Best Of The Jewel Joke Of the Day”.  Be sure to get your entry in for when he returns to win great prizes. E-mail us at jokes@jewelradio.com!

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2018-05-18

May 18, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Liz Corbo

          Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”    

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2018-05-17

May 17, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.   Photo Courtesy of: WorldArtsMe

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2018-05-16

May 16, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll

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2018-05-15

May 15, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.” The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.” The heart specialist said,

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2018-05-14

May 14, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, “How do you feel about chiropractors now,” Bill replied,

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2018-05-11

May 11, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15years they’ve been married. She

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2018-05-10

May 10, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”   Photo Courtesy of: Pixabay

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2018-05-09

May 9, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that

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2018-05-08

May 8, 2018 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Posted by: Brian

        Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.       Picture Courtesy of: Drawing Arts Gallery

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